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MISTA TIMZ JOKES OF THE DAY

1. It's fine to date a slender guy, but not until you take off his clothes and find that he's holding his boxer with a belt πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚2. Stay away from men who always turn off their autos in small traffic; as a sister, you will not receive a single penny from that connection πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£3. A girl's true voice may only be discovered when she is being pursued by a dogπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚4. Do you believe that, say, a breakup between a boyfriend and girlfriend doesn't hurt as much? Have you ever been in an exam room apart from the person you are going to copy your answer from? πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸšΆπŸšΆπŸšΆ5. When I heard someone price the NEPA BILL, I realized the economy was in worse shape.
He said something like, "Bros,     how much for low current?" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£7. You won't realize how good you are at kung-fu until a cockroach runs over your body🀣🀣🀣🚢‍♂🚢‍♂🚢‍♂πŸ˜†πŸ˜†8. Some men are able to form sha. lugging about a laptop bag filled with ludo...You are doing urself, bro πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚9. One of the issues we have in Nigeria is people who wear nice clothes and smell good yet have broken wristwatches πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸšΆπŸšΆπŸšΆ 10. It's best to remain silent because everything you say could be used against you in court. That's the only fluent English that Nigerian police officers can speak πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚11. When my friend sold his television to pay for the remote, my fondness for Aboki 
He said something like, "Bros,   how. much for low current?" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ 7. You won't realize how good you are at kung-fu until a cockroach runs over your body🀣🀣🀣🚢‍♂🚢‍♂🚢‍♂πŸ˜†πŸ˜†8. Some men are able to form sha. lugging about a laptop bag filled with ludo...You are doing urself, bro πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ 9. One of the issues we have in Nigeria is people who wear nice clothes and smell good yet have broken wristwatches πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸšΆπŸšΆ 10. It's best to remain silent because everything you say could be used against you in court. That's the only fluent English that Nigerian police officers can speak πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚ 11. When my friend sold his.   television to pay for the remote, my fondness for Aboki grew. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸ˜†12. A customer who is purchasin on.    credit is the most humble; he will say things like, "Give me the fresh pepper for hand, save ur nylon." πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 13. Hey guys, if you are in a taxi with a gorgeous female and she smiles at you, don't grin back. I'll say it again: don't smile back until she pays the fare. πŸ˜†πŸ˜† 14. You're attempting to leave without sharing or liking πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

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