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Slim Guys

1. Dating a slim guy is cool but not until u remove his clothes and discover that he is using belt to hold his boxer πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2. Avoid guys dat always turn off their cars in every small traffic, sister u will not get even one naira from that relationship πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

3. You can never know the real voice of a girl until she is being chased by a dogπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

4. You think say break-up between boyfriend and girlfriend na im dey pain pass? have u ever been separated from the person u are about to copy answer from in an examination hallπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸšΆπŸšΆπŸšΆ

5. I knew the economic state was worse wen I heard someone pricing NEPA BILL...
He was like “Bros abeg how much for low current”???πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

 
7. U will never know u have kung-fu skills until cockroach run over ur body🀣🀣🀣🚢‍♂🚢‍♂🚢‍♂πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

8. Some guys can form sha. Carrying laptop bag with ludo inside...Bros u are doing ur sefπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

9. Those who dress smartly and smell fine but wear wristwatch
that isn’t working are among the problem we face in Nigeria πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸšΆπŸšΆπŸšΆ

10. Is better u keep silent, because anything u say will be used against u in the court of law “move it”
That’s the only English Nigerian police can speak fluently πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

11. My f£ar for aboki w££d increased wen my friend sold his television to buy the remote πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸ˜†πŸ˜†

12. No one is as humble as a customer coming to buy on credit, he will be like”give me the fresh pepper for hand, save ur nylon”πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

13. Dear guy if u are sitting next to a beautiful girl in a taxi and she starts smiling at u, don’t smile back, I repeat don’t smile back until she pays her taxi fare πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

14. You are trying to go without liking or sharing😭😭😭




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