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1. Dating a slim guy is cool but not until u remove his clothes and discover that he is using belt to hold his boxer 😂😂😂😂😂😂

2. Avoid guys dat always turn off their cars in every small traffic, sister u will not get even one naira from that relationship 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

3. You can never know the real voice of a girl until she is being chased by a dog😂😂😂😂😂

4. You think say break-up between boyfriend and girlfriend na im dey pain pass? have u ever been separated from the person u are about to copy answer from in an examination hall😀😀🚶🚶🚶

5. I knew the economic state was worse wen I heard someone pricing NEPA BILL...
He was like “Bros abeg how much for low current”???😂😂🤣🤣

 
7. U will never know u have kung-fu skills until cockroach run over ur body🤣🤣🤣🚶‍♂🚶‍♂🚶‍♂😆😆

8. Some guys can form sha. Carrying laptop bag with ludo inside...Bros u are doing ur sef😆😆😆🤣🤣😂😂

9. Those who dress smartly and smell fine but wear wristwatch
that isn’t working are among the problem we face in Nigeria 😆😆🚶🚶🚶

10. Is better u keep silent, because anything u say will be used against u in the court of law “move it”
That’s the only English Nigerian police can speak fluently 😆😆😂😂😂

11. My f£ar for aboki w££d increased wen my friend sold his television to buy the remote 🤣🤣🏃🏃🏃😆😆

12. No one is as humble as a customer coming to buy on credit, he will be like”give me the fresh pepper for hand, save ur nylon”😆😆🤣🤣😂😂

13. Dear guy if u are sitting next to a beautiful girl in a taxi and she starts smiling at u, don’t smile back, I repeat don’t smile back until she pays her taxi fare 😆😆

14. You are trying to go without liking or sharing😭😭😭




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